Mane Stylists Pillows

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Duchess of Cambridge

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

The Burbs

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

A head band

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Dying your hair red at home

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."