Mane Stylists Pillows

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Hair Traffic control.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Duchess of Cambridge

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

The Burbs

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

A head band

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Dying your hair red at home

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Another bad hair day, Leo?'

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Hi Bob, we're playing hairdresser: Want to join in?'

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."