Mane Manager Pillows

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Gesundheit.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Politeness opens doors

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Gesundheit!"

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Safari man shearing lions mane.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

'Yes, Ms Worthy, I know pointing is rude, but it's important that we identify your attacker to the court.'

Solitary refinement.