Mane Manager Mugs

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Gesundheit.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"Gesundheit!"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Politeness opens doors

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Safari man shearing lions mane.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Solitary refinement.