Management Style Enthusiast Mugs

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Uh-Oh..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

The little engine that could delegate.

Subordinate Employee

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Leadership Training

New Memer/Incumbent

The little engine that delegated

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

R. Gelfin - The buck stops here, then gets buried in his pile.

"Wait a minute! I don’t ignore the concerns of my employees! I listen to them, I discuss with them... and then I ignore them."

"I need you to look at the big picture, Boswell. Not the little one of my trophy wife."

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

Business 101

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'Newgate, you'll be reporting to Cunningham, who'll be reporting directly to me. I, in one of those unexplainable paradoxes of the business world will be reporting to you,'

'The company is losing millions and the press are asking questions. Gentlemen,we're looking for a scapegoat.'