Management Reformer Gifts

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

"Somebody has suggested term limits for management."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Budget

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Sick

Pre-Old Blues

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Lessons have been learned.'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Bureau of Power to the People

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

New dunce caps

Bring flag factories back to America.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Stethoscope line.

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

Does it spark joy?

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.