Management Mishaps Prints

'The only investment I'd suggest is that you rent a van, then put your office equipment in and take it to the pawn shop.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

A businessman sits behinds a desk with a nameplate that reads "Charles F. Baxter - Previously frozen".

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"Delegation is an important attribute of being a leader, but not if you're delegating the leadership!"

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

"I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

Bad, Bad Boy!

"They're changing the top-down distribution to a bottom-up exchange of half-baked ideas."

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

We can offer volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion,emotional overload,lack of support and stark terror.

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

He said if I was a self-starater, he wouldn't be a crank all the time.

'We were just so thrilled when we heard the council now includes naughty three year olds in the hard waste collection!'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something."

The Beginning of One of Those Days

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."

'I don't want a 'yes-man'. I want a two-legged affirmation.'

Behavior Problems In Dogs.

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

'I don't recall ordering any repairs on this.'

Child crying because he has cut his finger with scissors