Management Dynamics Fan Mugs

"Excellent job on the Foreman account, Graham. There's just one thing... I don't see my name on it."

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Sales Secretary

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

USA Putting Out Fires

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'We're streamlining efficiency by cutting the staff we employed to improve efficiency.'

Carrot & nose on sticks.

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

'I need to hire more people. I can't keep making all of these mistakes.'

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

'Keep up the good work, Simmons and we might just take the wheels off.'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Our Founder portrait looking over boss's shoulder.

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

'Did you have to train to be a complete b*****d or does it come quite naturally?'

Worker takes Boss out in a wheelbarrow

"Management are fighting over the best way to resolve conflict in the workplace..."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Why can't I be top banana? I'm a bigger hypocrite than any of them!'

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

"I found out my staff have a nickname for me, I'm not sure it's a good idea!"

“Mom, can you come get me?”

'Toilet breaks are for LOSERS!'

VP Moving & Shaking and VP Bobbing, Weaving.

"How do you expect me to maintain the income gap if I give you a raise?"