Man-to-man Conversation Partner T-Shirts

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Art of Bantering!

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Bar Therapy

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Getting together to chew the fat.

"They're both in telemarketing."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria