Man-to-man Conversation Partner T-Shirts

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

Pie chart of pub conversations

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

The Art of Bantering!

Bar Therapy

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Getting together to chew the fat.

"They're both in telemarketing."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'