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"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'It's the guy code.'

Take care of your friend.

'We're leaving you two!'

PSA Banter.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Remember me?'

Prejudice/Empathy

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You can always count on me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Good, but not Great Danes.

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'Made your point.'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

God is dead.

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?