Man's Best Friend Advocate T-Shirts

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

'It's the guy code.'

Take care of your friend.

'We're leaving you two!'

PSA Banter.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Remember me?'

Prejudice/Empathy

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You can always count on me."

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

'Made your point.'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

God is dead.

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

Inequality Protests

"You're my best friend, Bandit."