Man-child T-Shirts

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

The Art Student.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

I like the Jets...I guess

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Wildlife

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'