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Atlas' man bun

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Happy Easter

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The Origami Society...

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stockwell's day

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Which one's yours?"

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

Police Cow!

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'I'm Bored'