Mall Lovers Mugs

"Poor Valerie is really depressed. She's lost the will to shop."

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Larry's Literary Market

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Island of Lost Guys.

Customer Convention

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

SAGE (unknown model)

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century