Malapropism Admirer Prints

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

The Man of Taste.

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Meet the Artist

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

Toxic Relationship

'Thanks for babysitting Jim: Joey should feel right at home...'

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''

'Well, he's not exactly germane.'

"Heh heh heh!"

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

'No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!'