Making Up After An Argument Prints

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Very sorry

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"You came back!"

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

'Why don't you give up breathing for lent?'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

Fake it with Flowers.

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

"Maybe you don't need to tell them grocery store flowers aren't going to get them out of the hole they've dug for themselves."

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'