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"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Foster failure"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Tree house.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Thinking "Inside the Box."

Early House Hunting.

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

No, it doesn't come furnished.

Two boys rehearsing,

"Done."

"I hate it when he starts shedding"

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Cuba materials for hurricane recovery

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

"Try to look housebroken."

"Looks like you get can't wait to get back to camp!"

Bomb shelters: pessimists...optimists.

'Animal shelter'

All right

'I bought him a little shed for the garden.'

The fact that he had no access to a swimming pool... did not deter Ron from honing his diving skills.

'Call me in two weeks' time.'

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."