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"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

The Eclectic Chair

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

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Office furniture solutions.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Ordering a dining table before dinner gets cold.

'I had a lovely time...your coffee table was delicious.'

'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'