Mainframe Maverick T-Shirts

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"You again?"

A man working on a model airplane

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Thank you Fenster. You gave us a real sense of the redundant banality of what we do here.'

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

'I'm not sure this is the best way to get relief from your poison ivy, Bob.'

'The cuts have really hit radio hard.'

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

"Oh, I'm just walking the walk and talking the talk..."

Castaway uses a PC instead of a bottle.

Trust me, you said. Technology gives us a competitive advantage, you said.

Can you describe it?