Main Event Eater Prints

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

All-Day Breakfast

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Alphabet soup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

Overzealous health inspectors.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"Did you order a starter?"

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'You order the jumbo combo?'

We'll pass on the entrees...

Go large or go home!

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

Price and serving size: A guide.