Mailman Mystery Solvers Gifts

"I believe in unconditional love—except for the mailman."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A boy acting suspiciously

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Santa called but you were out!

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Archaeologists discover a football

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"