Mailing Cards Gifts

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

The Card Flinger

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

I can't smile without you...

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Sunrise and Sunset

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Magicians monkey.

'I think I'll raise.'

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!