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"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

Let's get organized

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Am Awful Crammer.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

You've Got Mail

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'It's unto thee.'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Community Bed de Luxe

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

'Did the mail come?'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

Mail box with mouth!

"Just more Junk Mail."

Some jobs are less satisfying than others because they use few of the jobholder's skills and abilities, and the job itself forms only a small part of the finished product.

IRS, 'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Oh oh! My Internet security software is directing recommendations, from my broker, to the junk file.'

Man pointing to the dogs kennel while the dog prefers the mail box

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

"Internet's down."

You have spam email and plenty of it.

"For bigger tips I play the violin"

Postal Service Stamp Increase.

Junk Mail