Magistrate Pillows

Add comfort and personality to their space with a pillow featuring a clever or inspiring message fitting for a magistrate's office or home.

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"Since this is your first offence, I sentence you to clean your room."

"Since this is your first offence, I sentence you to clean your room." mockup

"Since this is your first offence, I sentence you to clean your room."

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Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury mockup

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

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'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.' mockup

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

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"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law." mockup

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

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Old lady mistaking tha magistrate for the prisoner

Old lady mistaking tha magistrate for the prisoner mockup

Old lady mistaking tha magistrate for the prisoner

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"Not guilty"

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"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end." mockup

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

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Counsel examining witness

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"No! This Court does NOT agree to disagree!"

"No! This Court does NOT agree to disagree!" mockup

"No! This Court does NOT agree to disagree!"

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Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago mockup

Lawyers - Witness asked to recall in detail his actions of a year ago

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"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years." mockup

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

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"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?" mockup

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

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"This is a simple licensing hearing, there's no need to keep shouting 'You can't handle the truth!'"

"This is a simple licensing hearing, there's no need to keep shouting 'You can't handle the truth!'" mockup

"This is a simple licensing hearing, there's no need to keep shouting 'You can't handle the truth!'"

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Barrister laughing at the judge's jokes mockup

Barrister laughing at the judge's jokes

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Justice

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"Guilty and really sorry to have caused all this bother, Your Honour."

"Guilty and really sorry to have caused all this bother, Your Honour." mockup

"Guilty and really sorry to have caused all this bother, Your Honour."

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'It's a judge's hoodie...'

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Judge

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"The minute I read this play, I knew I had to bring the hammer of our judicial system down on everybody connected with it, but before I do, I'd like to audition for the part of Eddie."

"The minute I read this play, I knew I had to bring the hammer of our judicial system down on everybody connected with it, but before I do, I'd like to audition for the part of Eddie."

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"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means." mockup

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

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"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?" mockup

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

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"The defendant is willing to plead no contest, providing the court reduces the charges from 'reckless endangerment' to 'madcap imprudence!'"

"The defendant is willing to plead no contest, providing the court reduces the charges from 'reckless endangerment' to 'madcap imprudence!'" mockup

"The defendant is willing to plead no contest, providing the court reduces the charges from 'reckless endangerment' to 'madcap imprudence!'"

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"Aren't you forgetting my client's human rights, your honour?"

"Aren't you forgetting my client's human rights, your honour?" mockup

"Aren't you forgetting my client's human rights, your honour?"

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"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..." mockup

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

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Paolo Borsellino

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"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is." mockup

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

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"Oh, that;s Harrington...the hanging Judge."

"Oh, that;s Harrington...the hanging Judge." mockup

"Oh, that;s Harrington...the hanging Judge."

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'Yes, sir...always a sell-out on lawyer day.'

'Yes, sir...always a sell-out on lawyer day.' mockup

'Yes, sir...always a sell-out on lawyer day.'

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"Bad luck, take him down"

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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"In light of the recent normalization of so much abhorrent speech and behavior, the defendant respectfully enters a plea of "Seriously?" to the crimes he's charged with!"

"In light of the recent normalization of so much abhorrent speech and behavior, the defendant respectfully enters a plea of "Seriously?" to the crimes he's charged with!"

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