Magical Realists Prints

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Cheeze Wiz.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

Isabel Allende

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Marriage least expected to last...

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

A Zircon Is Forever

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"My computer just texted me."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'