Magical Matriarch Mugs

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'

'Quick, the coffee!'

'What is all the racket up here?!'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'Are there instructions for these pregnancy pillows? 'Cuz I think something went really wrong.'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

Women at war - balancing work & family

'Definitely fake.'

"Oh excellent look...your mother made it too."

With their enormous wealth, good looks and power, the entire Kennedy family was revered - except for Brad who was regrettably born with a silver spoon in his nose.

"You're lucky he's so supportive, Leda. A lot of men would probably feel threatened f their wives laid an egg."

A king watches a hand with spoon rising from a bowl of soup

"Ever wave one of these wands?"

'You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mum.'