Magical Journeyer Pillows

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

ET Mishap

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

OM, SWEET OM

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Nostradamus.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."