Magical Journeyer Pillows

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

ET Mishap

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

All we have in life is this moment...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Have you been working out?'

OM, SWEET OM

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Nostradamus.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"I have grave news."