Magic Tool Shopper Pillows

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Mall of ages

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

'Christmas is a magical time - see how my hard earned cash just magically disappears.'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'Witch? Best broom buys'

Woman begging surrounded by shopping bags - 'In Debt, Please help'

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

"This model has the market's lowest air drag quota!!"

"Do you need anything magnificent? I'm off to the hypermarket."

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

"Surfboards?"

Target run