Magic Mythologist Pillows

Political Voodoo Dolls

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Magic Tricks

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'The gods are perplexing.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Vesta

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Europa takes a selfie