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Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

ET Mishap

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Airport

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Great, now we're lost."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Are we there yet?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Frog Prince

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

"I'll be right back."

"That's the dating guru."

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."