Magic Appreciators Gifts

Harry Sotter

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

The tooth fairy.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

"What the hell took so long?"

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Rocket and Witch Race

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'