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"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

The tooth fairy.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Toadstools

"Extreme miming"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Desert Island BBQ

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Needs salt!'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I can't believe he brought her."