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OK...Little Issue!

Demon selling 'Trivia Tittle Tattle' next to a 'Big Issue' vendor

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Waiting Room Quarterly

Back in 5 minutes!

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Alien Beauty Magazine

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"Make me one with everything!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Prayboy

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'No sniffing.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"FREEDOM!!!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.