Magazine Vendor Prints

OK...Little Issue!

Demon selling 'Trivia Tittle Tattle' next to a 'Big Issue' vendor

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Waiting Room Quarterly

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"Make me one with everything!"

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Prayboy

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'No sniffing.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.