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'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Larry's used art

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Busy Gardener

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"