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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Young Frankenstein"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Come dine with me!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Larry's used art

The Busy Gardener

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."