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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Bring out yer books!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I have an app for that."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Brat"

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Unplug and chill out."

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

An apple a day.

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."