Macroeconomics Gifts

Mario Draghi

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Efficiency,' he whispered.

Adios Amigos! -- Moving to a new location

John Maynard Keynes

'Crisis'

Old: In God We Trust. New: God Help Us.

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Good boy."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

British savings accounts

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Profit

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'