Macroeconomic Enthusiasts Gifts

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

G7 Summit Concern

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Economy - USA.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"I don't like the look of this."