Macho Yogi Prints

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Man with many tattoos.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

"Why don't we call it a draw?"

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

'He's a big softie really'.

The Men Thing. . .

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'