Macho Mindset Challenger Mugs

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

Macho Vegetarian

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

Arm and leg wrestling.

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Office worker leans back on chair. Woman says: 'Sorry, but that does not make you a risk-taker.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

The Men Thing. . .

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'In my experience, two types of men order pink squirrels. First, there's the guy who's secure enough about his masculinity that he doesn't care what people think. And then there's the guy like you...'

The real reason why men shoot animals.

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."

"Hey, Henry! How's the car?"

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'