Macho Man Linguist Mugs

'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Important Muscles.

Soldiers' Ego

Macho Vegetarian

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

The Men Thing. . .