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Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

The Men Thing. . .

'He's a big softie really'.

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

'Remember, talk up your athlete's foot -- it's the most macho thing about you.'

"This is your second cousin Narciso. When he was small, he wanted to be a bullfighter."

'Do you have a hat for every day of the week, Clancy?'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'

"Now that's a splinter."

'I told you it was a full bodied wine, but you just had to mess with it.'

'I like my guys tough, you know, the kind who leave the crusts on their sandwiches.'