Machine Modifier Mugs

"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man and Machine snoozing

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"I'll have filet mignon, and she'll have the chef whip up something with no meat, dairy, wheat, soy or flavor."

Digger.

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

The dunger

Robots/inspected.

"My next car, I want one of those."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Nature rebels against the machine

For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.

'In light of today's general moral outrage, we're taking Devil's Food Cake off the menu.'

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'I wanna order an extra-large cheese pizza with no peppers, mushrooms, pepperoni, burger, onion, anchovies . . .'

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'