Macabre Maestro Prints

Charles Addams.

Edgar Allan Poe

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Children playing in the street

Computer Music

Neil Young

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Happy Halloween!

The original sundial.

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

A Dummy Corporation.

The Violin Artist

Air catarrh.

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Post-modern Café

Martha Stewart at Home.

Book and magician

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Mozart carrying suitcases

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'