Macabre Maestro Mugs

Charles Addams.

Edgar Allan Poe

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Children playing in the street

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

Computer Music

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Happy Halloween!

The original sundial.

Johann Sebastian Bark.

A Dummy Corporation.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

The Violin Artist

Post-modern Café

Book and magician

Air catarrh.

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Mozart carrying suitcases

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

Picasso's Blues Period