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Death on the Weekend

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'Men!'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Trust me... you will not live to regret this."

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

Executioner Giving Lecture

'Don't you just love working with people?'

Death feeding the birds.

Vampire shunning crucifix-in-a-can.

Skeleton Portrait Painting

' No.I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now.'

Meet the Artist

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Grim Reaper last orders

Christmas trees admiring decorated dead human body.

The Grim Reaper decorating his Christmas tree with Coffins

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

"Heh heh heh!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

Dead Funny

Ghost School.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"He gets easily abstracted."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'