Lyric Mishearer Mugs

Stairway To Henry

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"Which one's yours?"

Jerry Lordan

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

A child and his dog

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

Christine McVie

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat scratches dog's car.