Lyric Misinterpreters Mugs

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Love at First Sight

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

Beware of Doggerel

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect the glasses?'

'What do you mean, 'No warranty??' The user manual does not say that I can't send a Cappuccino by email!'

"Can I help you find or lose something?"

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."

Pictionary at the Rorschachs'.