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Upper East Side Dog Park

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

Dog Jogger

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Since I was making a doggie door, I figured it was only fair to make a door for my bees too!"

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

"My human majored in 'business' management."

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

"Take this as directed and come back in a week"

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Posh Doghouse.