Luxury Getaway Lovers Prints

'I believe St. Bernards Monastery is now a 5-star hotel!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

The Desert Island Package

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Room service.

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."