Luxury Getaway Enthusiasts Prints

'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

The Desert Island Package

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'