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'I flew first class once.. it was neat!'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The Desert Island Package

Crop duster wanted.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Dog on a plane.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

Commuter on the Orient Express

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

"I know all about the rising costs of rent, utilities and food. I was thinking about it on the company jet on the way to my holiday house on the Cote D'Azur, but I'm afraid the company is under too much financial pressure to give you a raise."

'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'

Private Jet

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